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10.06.2025 01:39
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Do all armies have the same rank structure?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Sweden’s Maja Stark wins U.S. Women’s Open for first major championship - NBC Sports
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Teddi Mellencamp cozies up to rumored new boyfriend during romantic outing - Page Six
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Screen time and physical activity habits linked to adolescent stress and depression - PsyPost
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Speech by Governor Kugler on the economic outlook and monetary policy - Federal Reserve Board (.gov)
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is the dirtiest city in India?
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
How AI chatbots keep you chatting - TechCrunch
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I gave Google’s AI Mode a shot, but I’m still sticking with Perplexity - Android Authority
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Nearly complete dinosaur skull reveals a new sauropod species from East Asia - Phys.org
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
A Cosmic Tech Mystery Results in Literal Lost Souls in This Sci-Fi Short Story - Gizmodo
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Horoscope for Sunday, June 08, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Snakes in the yard … maybe more in the future - ironmountaindailynews.com